15 Undeniable similarities between me and Our Divine Saviour, The Lord Baby Jesus Christ


1. Both Christians
2. Both have cool dads
3. Both invented chicken nuggets at completely diffrent times unaware of the other's innovation
4. Both invented christianity at completely diffrent times unaware of the other's innovation
5. Both totally Chandlers (could I BE anymore like Jesus?)
6. Both carrying a cross  — me with my asthma; him literally
7. Both turn heads when we enter a room
8. Both incredible carpenters (*fig 1.)
9. Both able to speak to animals
10. Both persecuted because people were just jealous
11. Both eternally fabulous
12. Both born on a Tuesday
13. Both rescpected (and dare I say) worshipped by around 2.4 billion people
14. Both honest to a point that it gets us into trouble sometimes
15. Both generally nailing it