Taking The Perfect Selfie: A Guide

STEP 1: CHOOSING WHAT TO WEAR
Choosing your coolest clothes can be tough but I just try to imagine the outfit I’d like to die in. Mine happens to be this cute faux-fur coat/ hoody combo.


STEP 2: ACCESSORISE
Surround yourself with a collection of something to accentuate your coolness. It could be money, weapons or even drugs. In my case it’s peanut butter jars, a blue WKD bottle, my collection of lighters/ rolling skins, and a child’s toy phone


STEP 3: MAKE A CROWN
Using cardboard and tinfoil, create a crown fit for a king. Remember, always ask someone to supervise when using scissors.



STEP 3: HOLD A GUN
Real or fake is usually the big question here. For me it doesn’t really matter as long as you look cool doing it.


STEP 5: STRIKE A POSE
Brap brap.
 

STEP 6: BE YOURSELF
What’s cooler than doing you? Respect.